We’re trying to get the dogs to use their doggy door. It’s actually pretty funny seeing them both try to fit at the same time. We’re thinking that maybe it’ll prevent some late night upset stomach sessions from sweet Clover Dover.
What?! I didn’t tell you guys about the time that I woke up to the worst vomit-inducing stench imaginable? Like any good wife, I immediately assumed it was my husband but soon realized that even Jim couldn’t create something so foul. There’s nothing quite like waking up in the middle of the night realizing your dog has diarrhea-ed over the entire living room floor. Good times.
My sweet husband had to clean up the entire mess since I was newly pregnant and just the smell alone was making me dry heave. It was probably in his best interest since the only thing worse than picking up your dog’s diarrhea is having to pick up dog diarrhea and your wife’s vomit.
So yeah, we’re hoping that the next time Clover needs to desperately go outside, she’ll use the doggy door and let us sleep in peace!
And since we’re on the topic of useful things, how about a little customer review on some of the products I was lusting over in the last year and was oh-so-lucky to receive:
Mary Janes – Still love! Kinda heavy but could be soooo much worse!
Herb Saver – Don’t know if they last as long as the site suggests (3 weeks) but they do last longer then usual. Worse part is remembering to use it!
Keen Timberlines – Super duper wonderful during the Winter! Inside feels like warm slippers, outside looks decent enough to be seen in public.
Juki Sewing Machine – Wouldn’t know…dealer never delivered. Ass.
Zombie Escape Plan – Very useful.
Salomon Tech Amphibians – Worked decently in Costa Rica (didn’t dry as quickly as I would have liked, Keens would have worked better) but even now, I still get plenty of use out of them.